The Whizzinator
Whizzinator is a complete synthetic urine kit with a realistic prosthetic device.
When you buy a whizzinator from ALS, you are ordering directly from the manufacturer. Your order includes secure checkout, very fast shipping, discreet packaging, and guaranteed quality.
white | tan | latino | brown | black | female
Questions about our products? We are the official manufacturer of the Whizzinator. Call us today at: 888-895-7016
What is included with your Whizzinator order?
Your kit includes all of the required essentials for a fully-functional, discreet, synthetic urine device. Available in five realistic flesh tone colors with the following items:
Whizzinator in White
A pale, white flesh-tone prosthetic with everything you need to get started with your whizzinator!
On Sale! Ready-to-ship today!
Whizzinator in Tan
A slightly darker color than our white prosthetic.
The complete Tan Kit for $129.95
Whizzinator in Latino
Si Habla Espanol! Call today to place your order for Latino color or click the link below.
Whizzinator in Brown
A natural brown prosthetic that moves like a real penis.
Whizzinator in Black
The complete synthetic urine kit with a black prosthetic.
How is your Whizzinator shipped to you?
Every order is shipped directly from our warehouse in Nevada. All orders are processed the same day, Monday-Friday before 4pm PST.
The box featured in the product photo is included with the shipment. However, your order is shipped in either an unmarked box or a FedEX branded box. The shipping label shows the shipper as “ALS”. That is us, Alternative Lifestyle Systems. We’ve been in the business for over sixteen years and we make the highest quality alternative adult toys.
Want to know how to use your Whizzinator?
Every kit includes written instructions on how to use your synthetic urine kit. You may also watch the video instructions here:
We are the official Whizzinator company.
When you buy your synthetic urine kit, you are buying direct from the manufacturer.
We are the trademark holders of our products and we stand by the quality of our products. Our products are made in our warehouse, located in the USA. Our prosthetics are the most realistic on the market. The proof is in the details of the prosthetic, the realistic flesh tone colors, and the way the prosthetic moves like a real penis. Do not make the mistake of purchasing knock-offs. These knock-offs do not work and they will not refund your money. Trust us. We hear about this issue every day.
Questions about an existing order or would like to place your order over the phone?
Call us Monday – Friday 9:00 am – 5:00 pm PST
Whizzinator Alternatives
We have plenty of options for other adult synthetic urine products.
Female Whizzinators
Synthetic Urine Kits without a prosthetic device for females.
Synthetic Urine Kits
The complete list of all of our full synthetic urine products.
We offer the most comprehensive synthetic urine products on the market.
All major credit cards are accepted.
Our military-grade payment systems allow for a safe and secure ordering experience that protects your identity. In addition to creating a secure transaction for your order, we keep our packaging unmarked and don’t capture your email for marketing unless you ask us to.