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Whizzinator®
Buy synthetic urine kits with or without a realistic prosthetic device.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems
Welcome. You’ve arrived at the home of Alternative Lifestyle Systems, INC., a manufacturer and distributor of unique and interesting products for those who are interested in living life on their terms.
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The Whizzinator Touch
Discreet Synthetic Urine Kit With Realistic Prosthetic
- Multiple Fleshtones
- Quiet Release Valve.
- Quality Synthetic Urine

Buy a Whizzinator
Whizzinator is a complete synthetic urine kit, available in five realistic flesh tones.
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White Whizzinator
Original price was: $139.95.$129.95Current price is: $129.95. -
Tan Whizzinator
Original price was: $139.95.$129.95Current price is: $129.95. -
Latino Whizzinator
Original price was: $139.95.$129.95Current price is: $129.95. -
Brown Whizzinator
Original price was: $139.95.$129.95Current price is: $129.95. -
Black Whizzinator
Original price was: $139.95.$129.95Current price is: $129.95.
Complete Synthetic Urine Kits
Below, you will find complete synthetic urine kits with multiple configurations to suit different preferences and use cases. All of the products listed below are manufactured within the United States by Alternative Lifestyle Systems.

Whizzinator
The most advanced complete synthetic urine system.

Whizz Kit
A refillable synthetic urine kit without the prosthetic.

Lil Whizz
Designed for one-time use with belt, urine, and heat pad.

Whizzard
A complete novelty kit with prosthetic at a lower price.
Refills & Accessories
Keep your kit hygienic, clean, and ready for use when you need it.

Golden Flask
4oz of premixed synthetic urine novelty kit.

Golden Shower
Dehydrated Golden Shower synthetic urine.

Clean Kit
Keep your whizzinator and other adult devices clean.

Heating Pads
Keep your synthetic urine at warm, life-like temperatures.

We are proud to provide excellent customer service and offer multiple ways to place your order.
You can learn more about our products below. If you would like to place an order by phone, please call us at 888-895-7016 if you have any questions.
Synthetic Urine Has Many Uses
There are a surprising number of both fun and legal reason to use synthetic urine
Scientific Research
Used in laboratories and testing facilities for calibration, equipment testing, and quality control procedures.
Personal Pleasure
Designed for adult entertainment and personal lifestyle preferences in a safe, discreet manner.
Content Creation
Popular among content creators for pranks, educational videos, and entertainment purposes.
The World Famous Whizzinator
You may have heard of our flagship product, The World Famous Whizzinator, but are you aware of our other products that our loyal customers have known and loved for the past 16 years?
Whizzinator Alternatives
We’ve developed new and exciting products for various use cases, ranging from personal pleasure products to scientific research.
- Gender Neutral
- Quality & Lab Tested
- Guaranteed


Why use Synthetic Urine?
There are a surprising number of use cases that are both fun and legal reasons to use synthetic urine. However, please keep in mind that using our products for illegal purposes is strictly prohibited. Follow all local, state, and federal laws when using our products and items we distribute.
- Scientific Research
- Personal Pleasure
- Content Creation
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