Comparing Whizzinators
There are a lot of questions when it comes to selecting which Whizzinator and synthetic urine product is best for your needs. Although there are many brands that claim to be the official Whizzinator, the truth is that there is only one brand that produces the real Whizzinator. For over 15 years, Alternative Lifestyle Systems (ALS) has been the official manufacturer of the Whizzinator and Golden Shower Synthetic Urine.
Lifelike Prosthetics
The key differences between Alternative Lifestyle Systems product and other products come down to quality. We’re the only manufacturer who owns the official molds for our extremely lifelike prosthetic, which is painted to emulate natural skin tones. Our prosthetics look, move, and feel like a natural placid penis. This is why the film and movie industry has selected Alternative Lifestyle Systems products to be the go-to source for nude and synthetic urine scenes. Other knock-off brands have prosthetics that cannot be shot up close as they are hard plastic with unnatural paints that give off a reflective shine that looks like plastic.
Silent-valve Technology
Other noticeable differences between our Whizzinator prosthetic and the knock-off versions are the ease-of-use and the silent valve technology that we include in every kit. The silent valve technology includes a pressurized release that does not make a click or pop sound. This is important to ensure that the experience is seamless and to not disturb others around you as you are using your synthetic urine device. When using your synthetic urine device you should not be hearing these sounds.
Whizzinator Price
Price is a large factor of concern for many purchasers and we understand that you may be motivated to try out a knock-off brand because there are a lot of lower price alternatives. However, as the old saying goes – you get what you pay for. We always ask the customers who call everyday complaining about a competitors product why they bought one in the first place. The answer is always about price.
“We thought it was less expensive, but it doesn’t actually work.”
“I thought I was getting a deal but when you look at it, it looks like it was made in someones house!”.
Synthetic Urine Options
We completely understand the need to be price conscious when making this decision. That is why we’ve created a full line of official whizzinator products for all price considerations. Below you will find a chart with all of the official ALS products with a breakdown of what they include.
If you are not finding what you are looking for, please feel free to call or email us for more information. We want your business, and we guarantee you will enjoy your Official Whizzinator Synthetic Urine product over a knock-off.
| Whizzinator Touch | Whizzard | Whizz Kit | Lil Whizz | Clean Kit | Golden Flask | |
| Color | 5 Colors | 5 Colors | / | / | / | / |
| Refillable | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | No |
| Security Clip | Yes | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | No |
| Leg Straps | Yes | No | No | No | No | No |
| Prosthetic | Yes | Yes | No | No | No | No |
| Heat Pad | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| Syringe | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | No |
| Premixed or dehydrated | Dehydrated | Dehydrated | Premixed | Premixed | Doesn’t come with urine. | Premixed |