Synthetic Urine

What is Synthetic Urine?

Everything you’ve wanted to know about synthetic urine but we’re too afraid to ask.

Synthetic Urine is an either dehydrated or pre-mixed solution that includes the same chemical composition as natural urine. “Fake Pee” comes in many different chemical profiles and can be replicated for both human and animal pee. Hunters use animal pee as a way to attract deer, elk, and other commonly hunted animals when they’re in the mountains. Fake animal pee can be used as a way to mark territory or hide human scent.

Human synthetic urine can be used for many various reasons, including safe sex, outdoors, shooting a movie, or for playing a joke on your friends. There are many different types of fake pee on the market. Many fake urine sites sell water with yellow dye. This would not help you if you wish to use pee in a scenario where the chemical composition matters. That’s why we make all of our urine with same pH as natural urine. We assume the you are looking for pee that is essentially real pee. That way you can use your fake pee for almost any scenario.

Whizzinator Kits

ALS Synthetic Urine contains ingredients found in natural urine like Uric Acid, Creatine and is balanced for specific gravity and Ph. Our synthetic urine formula is so realistic it has foam and scent! ALS Synthetic Urine has been the standard when mimicking toxin and disease-free urine for over 15 years! We offer our Synthetic Urine in dehydrated form or a premixed. Premixed can be found in the Whizz Kit, Golden Flask, and the Lil Whizz kit. Our dehydrated Golden shower synthetic urine refills can be used with Whizzinator, Whizz kit, and the Clean kit or you can order it separately. ALS Synthetic Urine is proudly made to the highest standard at our labs in the United States and always ensuring that our customers are 100% satisfied with a sensual, wet-sex experience!

Real Human Pee vs. Synthetic Urine

We often get asked if our fake is real human pee. It is not. First of all, that is gross! Secondly, it also could be contaminated with diseases and other substances. We want you to use your pee in a safe and healthy way. Especially if you’re using your pee for adult sex. You will be pleased that the urine you buy at The Whizzinator is the exact same chemical makeup as real pee, but without all of the diseases and contaminants.

How Urine Is Processed In The Body

Your body contains a urinary tract system. This system helps remove waste and toxins out of your body. Your kidneys play an important role in filtering blood. When your kidneys filter through your blood, it reintroduces cleaned blood back into your system. The filtered elements that your body does not need, such as toxins, become pee.

Uric acid is a chemical that your body uses to breakdown substances called purines. Most uric acid travels to the kidneys and becomes urine. Our urine contains the average amount of uric acid that most people pass through urination.

Your urine can vary between being acidic and alkaline. Most human urine Ph is within the 4.6 – 8 Ph range. These ranges can indicate severe health issues if the Ph is too low or too high. That’s why we use the average PH of a healthy person in the fake pee we sell.

Creatine is a natural byproduct that your body makes when going through the ATP process. Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) is an organic compound and hydrotrope that provides energy to drive many processes in living cells, such as muscle contraction, nerve impulse propagation, condensate dissolution, and chemical synthesis. Urine creatinine (24-hour urine collection) values can range from 500 to 2000 mg/day (4,420 to 17,680 mmol/day).  Creatine is a major chemical found in urine. We use a well-balanced amount of creatine in our products.

Synthetic Urine Kits