Whizzinator Official Store
Buy Whizzinators & Synthetic Urine safely and securely direct from the manufacturer.
Secure Checkout | Fast Shipping | Discreet PackagingLooking for The Whizzinator and ready to get started? Go ahead and select your preferred prosthetic color below. You can select add-ons, shipping speed, and learn more within the links below.
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Purchase The ORIGINAL Whizzinator Touch online or call us Monday – Friday 9:00 am – 5:00 pm PST: (888) 895-7016
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Thousands of customers choose The Whizzinator for its up-close realism.
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Whizzinator Alternatives
These alternatives are great options for those on a budget. Not only are they more economical, they’re designed to be used in all kinds of scenarios. That’s why we made them! For a super simple and prosthetic-free kit, try The Clean Kit. The Lil Whizz Kit is the ultimate grab-n-go device. The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine is a pre-mixed solution. The Golden Shower is a dehydrated capsule you can mix on your own. Try them out today and don’t forget to check out our list to compare each product. In addition to these alternatives, checkout our other adult toy options.
When buying from A.L.S, you are buying directly from the manufacturer.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems manufactures the most chemically accurate human synthetic urine. No other brand offers the same guarantee of quality as our product. We stand behind our products and your satisfaction and privacy. Above all, your privacy is our number one concern. Purchase one of our products and you will see why we have been the industry leader for over 15 years.
There’s a reason why we are #1 when it comes to synthetic urine products.
The most comprehensive synthetic urine & Whizzinator products in the market.
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Top Selling Adult Products
We’re known for providing the highest quality adult toys and accessories. Every ALS product is made in the United States with the goal of being the most realistic looking and best functioning device you can find. That is why we guarantee the quality of our product. Our beset selling categories are below.
Prosthetics
Take a look at our catalog of fake dicks, Whizz Kits, female & whizzinators other synthetic urine kits. You’ll love how realistic each product looks. Your friends will be amazed to find out that you are using a prosthetic instead of the real thing.
Synthetic Urine
Get safe and synthetic urine delivered to your dood with overnight shipping and discreet packaging. Discreet packaging means an unbranded box shipped by ALS. Our synthetic urine is an outstanding replica of real urine with natural color and PH.
Refills
Getting refills quickly when you need them are important not only to you but also to us. We have a full staff on hand ready to ship your products. Make sure you get your refills and heat pads when you need them. That’s why we offer same-day processing and overnight shipping for all of the orders.
All major credit cards are accepted.
Our military grade payment systems allow for a safe and secure ordering experience that protects your identity. In addition to creating a secure transaction for your order, we keep our packaging unmarked and don’t capture your email for marketing unless you ask us to.
Wholesales Opportunities
Alternative Lifestyle System has sold direct to licensed and compliant retailers across the world for over 15 years. Because we are the manufacturer, we can offer you large volume discounts and create selling programs that work for your business. That’s why we’re considered the number one source for larger profits and brand visibility for retailers. In other words, our product is the most sought after by customers with the most revenue potential. Apply below to start cashing in on adult toys, synthetic urine, novelty gifts, and other ALS products.